With the so-called Health Care Reform “debate” raging and on the eve of a taxpayer march on Washington (brought to you by the loonies who gave us tea parties and brought guns to town meetings), I’ve been thinking of some of the news stories we can expect from Fox and Rush in the coming days and weeks. I’ve looked into my crystal ball — in the shape of a glass of beer — and here are some of the headlines that are on the horizon, brought to you by the folks who lost the last election:
1. New Report Reveals That Obama Administration Took No Steps To Prevent 9/11.
2. Obama Deliberately Makes Dumb White People Ashamed That They Are Dumb White People.
3. Obama Lost China.
4. Obama Failing To Check Danger Posed By Newly Resurgent Socialist Workers Party Of America.
5. Exposed! Obama Read Marx In Sophomore Poly Sci.
6. Obama Seeking To Create An Achievement Gap Between Children And Their Crystal-Meth Addicted, High School Drop-Out Parents.
7. Obama’s Government Death Panels: A Threat To My Insurance Company’s Death Panels.
8. Seniors Rally Against Obama’s Socialist Government Health Care Program: Urge That Medicare Be Protected From Government Takeover.
9. “Obama A Bambi Sympathizer?” Asks NRA.
10. Obama’s Election: Tyranny Of The Majority?
And to show that Fox isn’t obsessed solely with destroying Obama, I anticipate that we’ll see this story soon:
“If Evolution Was True, Why Am I And All Of My Friends So Stupid? Case Closed.”